Dear person who found my site by typing "how to become a hobo" into Google,

What are you thinking? First of all, WHY? Second of all, it's not really that hard. Take one (1) human unable (or unwilling) to deal with normal societal things like:

- Hygiene
- Haircuts
- Beardcuts
- The willpower to realize that leaves are NOT government/alien listening devices
- Etc.

Hey, I've never met a meme I didn't like (except for the one that instructed me to shout "Surrey with a fringe on top!" three times in the middle of a leather bar), and Rekabek tagged me, so what the hell!

The rule is to pick up the nearest book, flip to page 123, skip to the 5th sentence, and type that sentence and the following two:

I was recently inspired to write my first letter to one of my elected officials. It turns out that Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) voted to grant retroactive immunity to telecom companies that assisted the Bush administration in illegal, warrantless wiretaps and surveillance of American citizens.