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@palinode If you liked that, you'll love the trailer for my new movie "Hobo with a Sharpened Sandwich" — 6 hours 26 min ago |
| Excellent question. Robocop Mouth is the new Achilles Heel. RT @mattbuchanan why don't bad guys ever shoot robocop in the mouth? — 6 hours 28 min ago |
| Aaaand I just threw my back out trying to put my boot on. Should I stretch? Leave it alone? Get drugs? No more hiking for me. F to the ml. — 5 days 7 hours ago |
| Trying to start a trend of hummingbird jokes. Observe: Man, that hummingbird really dislikes Turks! Must be a hummingKURD! #hummingbirdjokes — 2 weeks 1 day ago |
| Kinda pissed at my brain for dredging up the 80's Zest jingle (You're not fully clean unless you're ZESTfully clean!) FOR NO FREAKING REASON — 2 weeks 3 days ago |
| RT John Oliver: "You CAN build a Catholic church next to a playground. But SHOULD you?" — 3 weeks 5 hours ago |
